Just this week Harvard Scholars have discovered a fragment of papyrus from the 4th Century that suggest Jesus Christ may have had a wife! Amazing! If its good enough for that guy, its good enough for us. Now, how might you catch this dream boat of the opposite sex? Don't bother trawling the bars looking for drunken reprobates to serenade and send love poems to, just head up Treble Cone!
Not to get Darwinian on it, but in order to pick the choicest humans, head up the summit. This requires an elite fitness level and TC have cleverly positioned a ski patroller at the summit gates with a stick, (to beat away less good looking snow bunnies of course).
Its babe scoping time. Get yourself to a high location on the summit rocks to scout for rock'n babes. Take a friend to cover your blind spots.
Now that you've found your babe, its time to reel them in. The first rule: ACT COOL. Don't waste your breath on niceties, flinting* nonchalently will path your way to a fine romance.
Shows of athleticism are a sure way to impress, the lush spring snow conditions at Treble Cone will make for some dandy turns.
Take a tip from male Peacocks, fan out your tail with some sunnyside slashes.
Incorporate grabs where you can...
Be a hero, extra points for bravery!
Once you've broken the ice with your dazzling shows of ultra radical skills, let the babe know what an exotic international human you are: Parlez with your prey in a foreign language. Don't worry about the pronunciation or relevance of your chic phrases, if they look confused, gesticulate wildly.
Get comfortable with the babe, don't hesitate to undermine your competition, you may have once been friends but now its every (wo)man for themselves. You've already shown what a spectacularly physical beast you are so now try impress with your wit and intellect. Heres a handy tip, if you're pushed for time but don't want to look stupid, try and compress a joke, shakespare and the theery of relativity into one sentence.
Seal the deal. Invite your robo babe back to your lodgings for a soy lattes. Don't panic if they're acting coy, you can always re-recruit your friends that you walked over and belittled to provide your target with some extra encouragement.
And there you have it, Summit side pick-ups!
*Flinting: Casually leaning whilst impressing EVERYONE.